[Cam gives Frederick directions that are pretty vague. Something along the lines of "Do you know that tree with the weird bend in it? Go past that about five blocks and turn right.]
You said it had a bend, I thought you meant the one that looked like an old woman.
[ Old women are admittedly rather scary, but this one didn't have a face on it. Also, he can't remember how many blocks ago it was. Time to carefully backtrack. ]
And after that, which store was it I'm supposed to turn at?
[ "Take a picture"......oh yes, that functionality, the miniature painting. Yes, he can do that.
After about....ten minutes of fiddling with his phone, trying to hold it at the correct angle so he can best capture the likeness of each building, he finally sends Cam three pictures.
Two are different images of his index finger, with smudges of yellow behind it, and the third shows half a store with the yellow sign missing completely. ]
[While Fred was busy walking, Cam took his own great idea and used the camera feature to take a picture out the front window of the house. So... Frederick can find that spot I guess? Except it's also covered with half a thumb.]
[Cam sends another picture. First of one waay to close to his face, just because he's being cheeky. Then out the window again. Miraculously, this one is clear, if a little out of focus because he wasn't holding his hand still.]
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jj is working on it
ive been busy
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Busy? Have you found another job? Or perhaps you've decided to woo a young lady for her attentions?
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things have been pretty crazy since you left
there was a riot and then some people got kidnapped
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Kidnappings? What kinds of scoundrels would dare do such a thing? Have the kidnapped been recovered yet?
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yes
[And if Fred could hear Cam's voice, he'd hear that it's an extremely loaded 'yes'.]
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[ Continues living in blissful ignorance for the next hour.... ]
Neither you nor JJ were harmed, were you?
[ He's gonna feel real bad if they were. ]
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[Still sucked. But it all ranks pretty low on the scale of most painful injuries. Any day his lightborn abilities aren't triggered is a good day.]
all in the job of being a hero though
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Which tree was I supposed to turn right at again?
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its really scary looking
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You said it had a bend, I thought you meant the one that looked like an old woman.
[ Old women are admittedly rather scary, but this one didn't have a face on it. Also, he can't remember how many blocks ago it was. Time to carefully backtrack. ]
And after that, which store was it I'm supposed to turn at?
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the one with the yellow sign posted in the front. the building is pretty boxy
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There are three stores with yellow signs in front. All three are boxy.
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youll know it when you see it
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After another two minutes: ]
I have looked for two minutes and I fail to know which it is.
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can you take a picture of them
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After about....ten minutes of fiddling with his phone, trying to hold it at the correct angle so he can best capture the likeness of each building, he finally sends Cam three pictures.
Two are different images of his index finger, with smudges of yellow behind it, and the third shows half a store with the yellow sign missing completely. ]
Which one of these three is it?
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Is it much further from here?
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here you will know it when you get there
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We live behind a oversized boulder?
[ Interesting choice of location. ]
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[After looking out the window again.]
i dont see a boulder
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Can you send another picture?
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Better?
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But as it turns out, Cam was correct; there is, in fact, no boulder. Not even a few stray rocks by the front door. ]
How strange. I could have swornd I saw a boulder the first time around.
Thank you, I shall strive to return home within the next quarter hour.
[ Oh yeah and before he forgets: ]
How is Marigold?
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