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text; id: RK

[insist]

[ After this. Pretend Rohan searched for him in the IC directory, idk. ]

Sending your friends after me? Cam Buckland, how low you have sunk.

[ snitches get stitches ... cam-kun. ]

Re: text; id: RK

[dontgiveabuckland]

who are you

[For once?? Not actually being a shit??? RK means nothing to him.]

[insist]

[ way to throw off his momentum. he could be giving a villain speech right now. ]

... It's Rohan Kishibe.

[dontgiveabuckland]

[...]

who?

[Now being a shit.]

[insist]

[ god he hates this bih!!]

I see. Playing dumb now? There's no way you could have forgotten me.

[dontgiveabuckland]

i never play dumb

[You can't pretend to be what you already are. But anyway,]

maybe youre just not as memorable than you think you are

i meet a LOT of interesting people

[insist]

I know you're just playing games. Do you think it's very funny? [ NO ONE could forget someone as interesting as Rohan, thanks. He's rejected this reality. ]

[dontgiveabuckland]

[It's hard to forget someone with such... fashion choices.]

i think im pretty funny yeah

[He's kicking back on the couch right now, (waiting on Cam II to come out from underneath it) while texting Rohan.]

[insist]

[ GOD, HES SO ANNOYING!!!! ]

Cam Buckland! Stop acting like a child and face me! I haven't forgiven you for what you did before.

[dontgiveabuckland]

its ok its normal to be jealous

i dont blame you

[insist]

Jealous?? Of what?! You?

[dontgiveabuckland]

i know how it goes

its not the first time someone saw me naked and then got really aggressive

[insist]

I see. You seem to think there's something about your body worth being jealous about?

[ HONESTLY though, Rohan finds his ... weird dick really interesting?? but we hate Cam right now, he's not going to tell him that. ]

[dontgiveabuckland]

i mean its not the first time its happened to me

i understand

[insist]

I saw no such account in your file. [ probably because he didn't have enough time to read everything but it's worth mentioning. ]

There was, however, one account involving a djinn ... [ shrinking his dick, apparently?? cam, what is your canon. ]

[dontgiveabuckland]

[Wow rude. He forgot that Rohan might be totally aware of some of Cam’s bullshitting now. And, unseen by Rohan, Cam blushes at the second message,]

Who would wish for that kind of thing unless he was super jealous, right?

[Or it was just because Trellimar was a giant tool and liked fucking with Cam.]